bluud:

tiktok makers on my porch dressed as catgirls: *making ahegao faces and moaning loudly*
me: *runs out with a shotgun and shoots up at the air as a warning shot* GIT OUTTA HEARE YA DAMN TIKTOKERS! GIT!
tiktok catgirls: *get on all fours and run like deer into the woods*

leninluvr1999:

me:

Sims 4 toddler cc:

assignedgodatbirth:

crewdlydrawn:

radicallindsay:

I’m livid

That is the most Goldblumiest thing to say. I believe it.

twilightisgaynow:

2019 is already infinitely better than 2018

momo-de-avis:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

Huh…

This is Matrix in a matrix read this shit because it’s talking about how Bandersnatch can be used to create an even more complex user profile depending on how you interacted with the movie, what choices you picked, and how many times you went through a certain path….IM SHOOK

black mirror becomes its worst nightmare

nearer-my-god:

goldenpoc:

momworries:

Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔

plot twist: the porn bots are the staff

the porn was coming from inside the house

voredaddy420:

tilthat:

TIL in the 1880s, many farmers communicated by connecting their phones to barbed wire fences. This process often allowed for up to 20 people to be connected at once, everyone’s phone would ring regardless of who called, and the invention helped many farmers overcome depression and loneliness.

via reddit.com

In the groupchat with the lads talking bout the harvest

nikoni: